{"id":514,"date":"2010-06-07T14:30:00","date_gmt":"2010-06-07T14:30:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2020-10-13T20:37:41","modified_gmt":"2020-10-13T20:37:41","slug":"monday-thoughts_07","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dragonoftheblackpool.com\/index.php\/2010\/06\/07\/monday-thoughts_07\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday Thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Why do all the Frank Kent billboards in Fort Worth say nothing about cars? All they ever do is show and tell you how great the Frank Kent family is. &#8220;Look hot we are. And were&#8217; richer than you too.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>The worst of the worst white trash finally abandoned their mobile home in our general neighboorhood. I am very happy about that.<\/li>\n<li>I got my Beetle back from the shop&#8230; and immediatley ran over a poor bunny with it. \ud83d\ude41<\/li>\n<li>I saw a Bloom County comic collection in the Half Price clearance section. Does anyone like that strip? I equate it with Calvin and Hobbes&#8230; SNOOOOZZZEEE<\/li>\n<li>The buyers flaked out (after holding our house hostage for 2 months)!<\/li>\n<li>I have a REAL bad taste in my mouth when it comes to the whole realestate thing now.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why do all the Frank Kent billboards in Fort Worth say nothing about cars? All they ever do is show&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[191,171,297,298,299,300,301,196,175],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/dragonoftheblackpool.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/dragonoftheblackpool.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/dragonoftheblackpool.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dragonoftheblackpool.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dragonoftheblackpool.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=514"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/dragonoftheblackpool.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":515,"href":"http:\/\/dragonoftheblackpool.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514\/revisions\/515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/dragonoftheblackpool.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dragonoftheblackpool.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dragonoftheblackpool.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}