{"id":646,"date":"2009-12-10T14:18:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-10T14:18:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2020-10-13T20:38:27","modified_gmt":"2020-10-13T20:38:27","slug":"oh-my","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dragonoftheblackpool.com\/index.php\/2009\/12\/10\/oh-my\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh my"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 209px; CURSOR: hand\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413613035929561522\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/dragonoftheblackpool.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/121009.jpg\" \/>Have you ever faked a book report? I did in 6<span id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_0\" class=\"blsp-spelling-error\">th<\/span> grade. I went before the class and made up a book report about a The Old Man and the Sea.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, sorry anyway&#8230; the president made his Nobel Peace Prize speech and I watched a bit of it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Oh man. Just put yourself in his place for a second. You get a letter stating that you won the peace prize and the cash that comes with it as long as you go make a speech when you accept it.<br \/>You decide to do it (cause you need the cash real bad).<\/p>\n<p>What do you make a speech about?<\/p>\n<p>Well, (you think) it&#8217;s the Nobel Peace Prize&#8230; so I&#8217;ll make a speech about peace.<\/p>\n<p>That is EXACTLY what happened today.<\/p>\n<p>I suspect that when someone won the Nobel Peace Prize for helping liberate an oppressed tribe in Africa, THEIR speech was about that&#8230; their experience in helping those people, right?<\/p>\n<p>What if you don&#8217;t know why you won the award? What would YOU talk about&#8230; peace <span id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_1\" class=\"blsp-spelling-corrected\">of course<\/span>!<\/p>\n<p>This is what happened this morning.<\/p>\n<p>Too funny.<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever faked a book report? I did in 6th grade. I went before the class and made up&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":647,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[428,50,429,430,431],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/dragonoftheblackpool.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/dragonoftheblackpool.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/dragonoftheblackpool.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dragonoftheblackpool.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dragonoftheblackpool.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=646"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/dragonoftheblackpool.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":648,"href":"http:\/\/dragonoftheblackpool.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646\/revisions\/648"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dragonoftheblackpool.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/647"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/dragonoftheblackpool.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dragonoftheblackpool.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dragonoftheblackpool.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}